Love hurts.

On the road again... Or more accurately traveling again. Going to kill our first Ne Timu target.

Their name is Lequiss and they are The Ne Timu of love. Love... I bet they're going to be very sweet and affectionate...

Strangely enough Ms. Love is in a cemetary... Huh... Why'd I say Ms... It's entirely possible this thing will be male... Well I'll find out soon enough.

So we arrived at the cemetary... Oh and btw in case anyone was confused by the change from present to past tense in most of my posts it's cause I start the post before going and then schedule it to post on it's own before going. After I get back I finish the post with what happened and post the full thing. This is to make sure that if for some reason I die or can't finish the post people will know where I was going. So yeah if you see a post come up that is just saying what I'm about to go and do... Chances are I'm dead.

Now then onwards.

We arrived at the cemetary. It was by a church. There was a guy here. He was digging up a grave. We watched him for a bit. He finished without once acknowledging our presence and then opened up the coffin and took out a rotted mostly skeletal body. At which point he then began making out with it. We all watched in horrified disgust until he started taking off his clothes. We decided to go inside the church because none of us wanted to stay and watch this guy get it on with a corpse. Inside we found Lequiss. Lequiss was neither male nor female. Instead it was a nude humanoid being who's body was separated into a grid pattern. Each section of the grid changed to a different person. As a result. Any second the creature was male, female, black, white, asian, arabic, fat, skinny, tattooed, pierced, neither... All of those things at once. It was also standing on a giant floating tongue. It was looking out a side window watching the pervert in the graveyard and realization hit. "What did you do to him?"

Lequiss turned to us and raised an eyebrow which brought the eyebrow through two cross sections causing it to be both brown and black as well as bushy and thin at once. "Who? The man outside?" It asked in a voice that sounded like a really buzzy computer synthesizer.

I nodded.

Lequiss: Nothing much. I merely released his inhibitions. The fact he apparently had been restraining a taste for the dead is not my business.

Dr. Malice: That's what you do? You release people's inhibitions. Make it so they can't stop themselves from doing things they want to do? That... Well I can see the problem but without inhibitions you're really just letting them carry out their wildest fantasies without worry about the means of society. He's not really suffering. He'd be having the time of his life.

Lequiss: True let me rephrase. I forced him to act on his desires despite his inhibitions.

Dr. Malice: Ahh well that's different.

Lequiss: Yes my apologies. I misspoke.

Me: Ok that's done can we kill it now?

Lequiss: Kill it? You're going to kill him just for having sex with a body?

Me: I meant you!

Lequiss: Oh... No you won't be doing that.

Me: I'm pretty sure I will. I know how to kill you and the rest.

Lequiss: Really? Let me guess. That traitorous bitch Unikeia is making a powerplay?

Dr. Malice: Yeah pretty much.

Lequiss: Well then I'll have to kill all of you and then we'll figure out what to do with her. Such a shame I hate killing people. It's so much more fun watching them squirm under the pressures of society as I force them to carry out their most depraved fantasies. Speaking of fantasies... Let's find out what depraved thoughts you're hiding.

I'm not going to detail what happened next because... Well you can probably guess. Suffice to say we were losing. Unlike with Hiiln Dr. Malice was not apparently immune to this ones powers. I think The Liar was but she was distracted. Same with Megan... Still not going into detail. Anyways though as Lequiss is laughing at us and we're struggling to resist a bullet suddenly passes through the stain glass window followed by a swarm of birds. The birds attacked Lequiss who seemed surprised.

We were released and we charged at Lequiss. It was too busy warding off the birds to stop us. We grabbed it's arms and slammed it against the wall. I think Jack really likes videogames. He used a videogame based metaphor earlier and Unikeia revealed that The Ne Timu all have a weak point somewhere on their bodies. Unikeia said Lequiss' weak point was it's tongue... I had assumed she had meant the tongue in it's mouth but the moment we saw it it was pretty obvious she meant the tongue it was standing on. While me and Malice held Lequiss, Megan grabbed the tongue. Lequiss screamed in rage and pain as Megan froze the tongue. Lequiss started to feel colder as well. The tongue eventually shriveled up and Megan crumpled it into dust. The same thing happened to Lequiss. We turned to leave and there were our rescuers standing in the doorway. Harold and a man with a mask.